Hindi lines for friends
Hinglish lines for the dost who eats your Maggi and the group that plans everything 'kal pakka'. Canteen chai, hostel nights and the friend who is always five minutes late.
Tip: Send one in the group chat with the friend's name in it. Desi lines are best as a public roast.
For your best friend
Tu woh dost hai jo meri Maggi bhi kha jaata hai aur mera dukh bhi.
Exam se pehle wali raat ka saathi, aur result ke baad ka bhi.
Tere bina canteen ki chai bhi pheeki lagti hai.
Dost ho toh tere jaisa: bina pooche mera order bhi kar deta hai.
Tu meri life ka emergency contact bhi hai aur entertainment channel bhi.
Ghar wale tujhe meri buri sangat maante hain, aur mujhe tujh pe garv hai.
Tu woh insaan hai jo 'bas paanch minute' bol ke ek ghanta late aata hai.
Bike pe teen log, ek helmet, aur saari zindagi ki yaadein.
Tu hai toh har plan pakka hai, chahe last minute pe cancel ho jaaye.
Mera sabse bada raaz tere paas hai, aur tera mere paas. Deal pakki.
Hostel ki raat, khaali jeb aur tu: best combo.
Tere saath toh chai ki tapri bhi Goa trip lagti hai.
Dost wahi jo party ka bill split kare aur aakhri samosa chhod de.
For the friend group
Is group ka plan 'kal pakka' se shuru hota hai aur 'agle hafte' pe khatam.
Ek group chat, saath log, aur zero plans kabhi time pe.
Chai pe charcha har roz, aur gossip bonus mein.
Hum woh group hain jo shaadi mein sabse zyada naachta hai aur sabse pehle khaana dhoondta hai.
Sab saath ho toh Maggi bhi party lagti hai.
Is group ki photos mein koi ek hamesha aankh band karta hai.
Trip ka budget kam, masti zyada.
Jis din yeh group shaant ho jaaye, samajh lena network gaya hai.
Hum sab mil ke ek bhi decision nahi le paate, par saath kabhi nahi chhodte.
Group ka motto: khaana pehle, plan baad mein.
Har group mein ek Sharma ji ka beta hota hai. Humare yahan woh bhi late aata hai.
Birthday kisi ka bhi ho, cake sabke chehre pe lagta hai.
Saalon baad bhi yeh group wahi hai: shor wala, pyaara wala.
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