Lord of the Rings pickup lines

One does not simply walk past you.

You shall not pass… without giving me your number.

I'd walk into Mordor for you. Simply.

Are you the One Ring? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

I'd call you my precious, but I'd rather not sound like Gollum.

Not all who wander are lost. Some of us are just looking for your number.

Are you an elf from Rivendell? Because you look timeless.

Are you mithril? Because you're rare, light, and worth more than the whole Shire.

Let's go on an adventure. I'll bring the second breakfast.

Gandalf arrives precisely when he means to. I'm hoping I'm right on time for you.

My heart's like a hobbit door: small, round, and open for you.

Tum Rivendell se aaye ho kya? Itne khoobsurat log yahan nahi milte.

Mere liye tum Ring se bhi zyada precious ho.

You're my second breakfast: unnecessary to everyone else, essential to me.

Let me be your Samwise. I'll follow you anywhere, even Mordor.

I'd carry you up Mount Doom if I had to.

My heart is like the Shire: small, a little round, and all yours.

If I were an elf, I'd give up forever for a lifetime with you.

I'd light every beacon from Gondor to Rohan just to call you home.

Every map of Middle-earth leads back to you.

You're my light of Eärendil when all other lights go out.

Like an Ent, I'm in no hurry. I'll take the next few hundred years with you.

You're the eagle that shows up just when all hope seems lost.

There and back again, and I'd still choose you at the end.

Tumhare saath toh Mordor bhi weekend trip lagta hai.

Ring ho na ho, main toh hamesha tumhara hi hoon.