Naruto pickup lines

Are you a Sharingan? Because I can't look away.

Are you a shadow clone? Because I keep seeing you everywhere.

You've got me under a genjutsu, and I don't want it released.

Forget becoming Hokage. My new dream is a date with you.

I never go back on my word, and my word is: you're amazing.

Let's skip the Chunin Exams and go straight to Ichiraku.

Even Kakashi would put his book down for you.

Rasengan? No, that's just my heart spinning when you walk by.

My chakra control falls apart whenever you smile.

Are you a substitution jutsu? Because you've replaced everyone else on my mind.

Believe it: you're the best thing in this village.

Tumhe dekh ke mera chakra full ho jaata hai.

Ichiraku chalein? Ramen meri taraf se.

You're the extra pork in my ramen.

One bowl, two pairs of chopsticks. Ichiraku's on me.

I'd wait for you even longer than Hinata waited for Naruto.

You must be from the Hidden Leaf, because you've been hiding in my heart all along.

You're the only reason I'd let my ramen go cold.

Are you a summoning contract? Because I'd sign up for a lifetime.

Kakashi's face is a mystery. How much I like you isn't.

Loving you is my ninja way.

Are you miso ramen? Because you warm me right up.

If you were a forbidden jutsu, I'd still risk learning you.

Coming home to you feels like the end of a long mission.

You're my favourite arc, and I'd never skip you as filler.

Tum mera Kurama ho: andar ki saari taakat tumse hi milti hai.